The Bruised Plywood Pelicans 


"These are the most patient scouts I have ever seen!" - Merit Badge Counselor

“warbaers rock” – agent steave

“yankeees do poorly” – Yankees ‘do poorly’ go sox

“If pro is opposite of con, then is congress opposite of progress?” – Jman

“Don’t hate smart people, some day you’ll be working for them.” - the Brain**

"when you stomp on a frog it goes squish.” - TNT

"School prepares you for the world which also stinks” – Super idiot

“Who thinks Lord of the Rings rocks?” – lava

“IF I man is talking in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him. Is he still wrong?” – zztop

“girls are hot” – the ladies man

“Girls are hot” - the, girl lover

“no pain no gain ” – Ice Ice Baby

"May god have mercy on my enimes because I won't – Swedish fish

“dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them” – me

“Lead me not into temptation … I can find it myself.” – Fufuberry

“a sinner can be forgiven but stupid is forever” – Knower of Knowledge

“Quote                End Quote” – the one who types in a white font

“Trogdor strikes again!!” – Stinkoman

“people who fly are extremely dangerous” – bomb jack

“I tripped on an escalator and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half” – Agent Z

“How to torture your brother by barb.” – wait no no ahhhhh!

“Boo likes to hop on toilets.” – Boo Boo (Boo is my cat)

“God gave us bodies. It’s amazing how many don’t use them” – Spy X

“Quick! What’s the number for 9-1-1!” – Harold the Mountain Schman


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Last modified on 18 March 2006